Jul
31
posted at: 12:46 AM
u2elan (12:48:23 AM): i passed the boating exam
u2elan (12:48:25 AM): 80%
mr dbldn11 (12:48:32 AM): you are now a sailor
u2elan (12:48:45 AM): heeeey sailor
u2elan (12:49:00 AM): now i can legally crash a jetski into somebody
u2elan (12:49:11 AM): and its okay.. because now i have my boating license
mr dbldn11 (12:49:21 AM): manslaughter
u2elan (12:50:25 AM): i'd almost rather pay my 2 tickets for $400 than learn about navigating through a lock and handling a capsized vessel
u2elan (12:50:46 AM): just to show those stupid boat police that they're wasting their time
u2elan (12:51:28 AM): i'm still going to get drunk and wrecklessly fly jetskis.. just the next time, it won't be in this country
mr dbldn11 (12:51:45 AM): yup